Zaptos Edit Meaning

1. Sex God! Unfortunately, has every STD known to man. As a result, uses a ziplock bag when he performs his daily teabaggings. His penis is..

1. An exotic vegetable, that makes the rarest of vegan delicacies. Can be extended to the vegan who procures said delicacy. Also, an STD. ..

1. Japanese Job, also known as, a JJ or J-squared, is the art of oraly stimulating the beginning of fecal matter, as it is still warm and a..