Zaptos Edit Meaning

1. Best defined by a special reporter from the group Fairness in Media, as reported on The Onion: "An ancient cabal of powerful weathe..

1. When girls go to country concerts and buy a straw hat specifically for this occasion. These girls usually don't know a damn about c..

1. a turtle raised by master splinter under a synagogue. who is too afraid to fight because of the fact that he doesnt want to waste any mo..