What is Zarathustra The Rooster?


1.

Valiant feminist and indefatigable lesbian activist.

Real name: Mavis THOROUGHGOOD of Woodthorpe, Yorkshire, UK.

Inventor of the THOROUGHGOOD ADJUSTABLE THRUSTER.

A formidable, dominant personality, as her name implies, ZARATHUSTRA THE ROOSTER's self-confidence, COCKiness and THRUSTful nature have served her well both in personal relationships and in her career as an inventor. However, her early training as a FRENCH POLISHERand actor, also developed her natural versatility and love of role-playing.

The famous THOROUGHGOOD ADJUSTABLE THRUSTER is a double-ended, twin-harness, strap-on PANTRY APPLIANCE.

The user-friendly harness comfortably secures, and holds in position, the inter-locking loins of the participants in the most vigorous UK or CLAMSTERand allows the two ladies to alternate the roles of ROOSTER and HEN.

The device is almost infinitely ADJUSTABLE, which makes it particularly useful in a DABCHICK-AND-GREBEsituation.

See Persson


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