Zard

What is Zard?


1.

A complete smeghead on quakenet

19:27 <Derobrash> you'd video tape your own mum?

19:27 <zard> done it before

19:27 <Derobrash> :o

19:28 <Derobrash> she any good for pr0n?

19:28 <zard> I didn't watch it

19:28 <zard> I'm not some sicko

See anon

2.

(n) An organic connection between seemingly desparate objects, ideas, or concepts (neologism), derived from the shorthand for wizard and their ability to conjure up objects from incantations or to see the relationships of current conditions to future events.

The old bromide, "debtor today, slave tomorrow" is a zard

See wisdom, synergy, wizard, insight, prescience

3.

Cigarette, smoke

"I'm going to go smoke a zard" or "Hey man, can I bum a zard?"

See cigarette, smokes, cigs, cancer sticks

4.

Slang or shorthand for wizard

That boys got some crazy skills

Yeah, he's some cool zard

See anon

5.

To kiss someone with an open mouth and without using tounge

A french kiss without tounge

a.k.a. the cat REALLY got brittney spears tounge, so she tried making out with K-fed and they completely zarded

See french kissing, kissing, kiss, makeout

6.

scruff mcgruff the crime dog's word for a stranger, criminal, publc threat, etc.

billy: who is that guy outside of our house?

tommy: i don't know. he must be a zard.

billy: hurry up and lock the door i don't want a zard to get me man.

See zard, crook, criminal, stranger, molestor


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