Zarnke

What is Zarnke?

A penis that stands straight up looking sort of like a flag pole but nowhere near the size.

Dude this hot chick walked by me today and I totally got a Zarnke!

See small penis, fag, queer, douche

Dick Kick

1. An unwanted poke to your backside from your significant others erect penis while spooning or sleeping next to him. Sam gave me a dick k..

Deceiving Slap

1. When you lie, and make your love partener agree to take a shit. Little does he/she know while they are taking the shit which is on a toi..

Bluts

1. The combination of the words blood and guts, often used to describe roadkill. Andrew: Dude! I just hit that squirrel and its bluts went..

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