Zarnke

What is Zarnke?


1.

A penis that stands straight up looking sort of like a flag pole but nowhere near the size.

Dude this hot chick walked by me today and I totally got a Zarnke!

See small penis, fag, queer, douche


33

Random Words:

1. First defined on the TV show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," to "zhoozh" means to push up with flair. "After..
1. 1. A Loud, beer drinking somewhat-of-a-hardass. Usually very fat, hairy, and still very attractive. 2. A very protective and territori..
1. Disgustingly loose small homeless child living on dead organic matter Oh my godness, there's an abhorrently lax saprophytic waif i..