Zator

What is Zator?


1.

To some people, misfortune is a sad thing. Not for a Zator. A Zator can find the funny, light side of someone else's misfortune and make you believe

there's nothing wrong with laughing.

Guy 1: (walking with a limp)

Zator: How much you think he can deadlift?

Guy 2: Not sure, 350 pounds?

Zator: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? That man can not deadlift 350 pounds. He can't

even walk. In fact, he can't even read. And you think an illiterate gimp can

deadlift 350 pounds? You're not running on all 4 cylinders man.

See deadlift, laugh, tease, funny

2.

The man, the myth, the legend. Zator is a man of many talents that include, but are not limited to, grabbing the inside of his leg to imitate a large appendage , cracking jokes in regards to his unbelievably retarded job, being part of the best roulette scheme ever, and drinking beer faster than any other human being. He is also one of the strongest men to walk the face of the planet.

Random guy #1: "Who is that man over there drinking those beers, making fun of the degenerate gamblers, beating his chest, and dominating the roulette machine?" Random guy #2: "Oh, thats Zator.

See strong, beer, funny, laugh, roulette


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