Zealose Edit Meaning

1. The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one..

1. The effect of eating either very salty, or very spicy foods which leave you so thirsty, that you feel as if you are literally dehydrated..

1. the act of gaining emotional finality by sharing a story of a breakup with the world, via the internet. Johnny was tired of pining over..