What is Zebedee?
1.
A bizarre characher in the 1970's britsh childrens show "The Magic Roundabout", who was half man half coiled spring and who leapt about everywhere. Widely believed to have represented a cocaine or speed dealer. (The Magic Roundabout had many drug refernces for those of you who havnt seen it)
And then zebedee appeared. "Hello Zebedee" said Florence
2.
An object of such large mass it creates such a deep impact into the space fabric that it has the possibilities of tearing through its very fabric and creating holes to other possible dimensions except the 7th and 298th dimensions which are too improbable to exist. This word should be used as a noun.
The large zebedee could not be broken down by the blackhole.
Light is so much affected by the zebedee that it will gravitate towards it and possible have its photons stuck against the surface permanently.
3.
The sinister mustachioed spring loaded dude from 'The Magic Roundabout'. (Friend of Florence, Dougal, Dylan, Brian, Ermatrude et all).
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Zebedee:
a) Red mustachioed head on a spring, fond of declaring 'time for bed'.
b) My neighbour. At the drop of a pin he's at his window.... In the words of my flatmate 'I swear that guy has a spring-loaded a**e'
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4.
FAT FUCK GAYASS who looks,sounds, walks, acts like a girl a really ugly girl at that, but is a boy
look its zebedee lets throw pennies at him
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5.
a really fat fuck , who no one likes cause hes gay A REALLY FAT FUCK REALLYFAT
pul a zebedee= when a person of extreme meassure (fat) get stuck in the washroom stall , his man boobs slap his face when he walks( imagine him running, he'd give himself a concusion annoying and has no friends of the same sex, cause hes gay and wears eye liner
6.
what i just learnt is that zebedee comes from Turkish. and it is zibidi which means a guy who is straight but wears like girls and thinks as hes really cool
-look at this zibidi (zebedee)
-who
-you!
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7.
slang for really bouncy sex that makes the bed squeak
zebedee is the way to go!
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