Zebra Diagnosis

What is Zebra Diagnosis?


1.

When someone hears obvious telltale signs of one things, and assumes it's something similar but off the wall. Origins from the show Scrubs

Guy 1: I had a Zebra Diagnosis the other day.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1:I heard galloping and whinnying so I assumed it was a zebra.

Guy 1: Man, I don't feel so good.

Guy 2: What's wrong?

Guy 1: My nose is running and I'm tired, I bet I have swine flu!

Guy 2: Dude, whatever. That's a zebra diagnosis, you have a cold.

See zebra, scrubs, dr., cox


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