Zebra Diagnosis

What is Zebra Diagnosis?


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When someone hears obvious telltale signs of one things, and assumes it's something similar but off the wall. Origins from the show Scrubs

Guy 1: I had a Zebra Diagnosis the other day.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1:I heard galloping and whinnying so I assumed it was a zebra.

Guy 1: Man, I don't feel so good.

Guy 2: What's wrong?

Guy 1: My nose is running and I'm tired, I bet I have swine flu!

Guy 2: Dude, whatever. That's a zebra diagnosis, you have a cold.

See zebra, scrubs, dr., cox


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