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When you eat at a Chinese or Mexican resturaunt and all the other food hanging out in your bowels leaves.
"Man, I just got back fr..
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One who's gluteus maximus glitters.
"Did you know that she has sparklebutt! It's so bright I have to wear my sunglasses!..
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Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really
is a dog
Ever since the cat was hit by the schoolbus, I've become a re..