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ejaculate in a chick's mouth so that they puff up with jizz, then hit her cheeks with your cock (aka the sledge-o-matic) so that it..
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Pretending to be productive at work.
I took a few lessons from Jim in fauxductivity. Now every time I leave my cube I carry important..
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to fall over badly
"did you see me on the hill?"
"no, what happened?"
"i went ass over tit man!"
See f..