Zebralane Edit Meaning

1. Not-so-secret-crush. The person on whom you are currently (and obviously) crushing. Ross: "OMG Jon you NSSC is totally our waiter ..

1. What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere. Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!..

1. A slap across the face using an erect penis. Cindy was just about to blow me when I gave her a vertical slap. See mushroom bruise, har..