Zeedar Teretz

What is Zeedar Teretz?


1.

A megalomaniacal young man with a prediliction for porn involving the Olsen twins, and making racist slurs about anyone who crosses his path. He promotes this through his website, zeedarteretz

Ultimately, he is a nerd in denial.

'He hasn't even spoken to her since the accident! He's turning himself into a real Zeedar Teretz."

2.

A dance, similar to the Hokey Pokey, except with a greater emphasis on pelvic thrusting. It became popular as a disco throwback alternative to the punk rock craze that was taking over Manchester in the late 1970's. It was banned in several prominent nightclubs, including the legendry Hacienda, giving it a reputation as "the forbidden dance."

"Only one man ever lost an eye doing the Zeedar Teretz, and he deserved it."

See Randal

3.

A local farmers lad from Yorkshire

Get off me land!!!! arrrr!

4.

In ancient European legend, a mighty warrior who roamed the earth, solving mystery and whuppin’ ass. Some say Zeedar Teretz lives today, as a very old man, who roams the world playing an important part in the events of the world.

Also, a dick with a website. zeedarteretz.

That's so freaky, only Zeedar Teretz could have done it!

See Kevin Smith

5.

Zeedar refurs to Mike Zeedar, a minor internet personality mostly known for his glowing afidavids on the virtues of owning a Mac. Teretz is Hewbrew for excuse.

The phase Zeedar Teretz refurs a situation where someone is repeatedly doing something inexcusable, without even offering an excuse. It is a shortened version of "What's Mike Zeedar's Teretz?"

Halle Berry making another movie? That's a zeedar teretz.

6.

A form of currency in Burkina Faso, independant republic of West Africa. Most commonly used in the capital city, Ouagadougou.

ie. one Zeedar Teretz to ten Olsens.


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