Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

Armpit Muff

1. when a person has so much armpit hair it resembles a muff ewwww that dirty russian kid put a hair scrunchie in his armpit muff See arm..

Giuggio

1. When a man cum's on a woman after 50 seconds of oral sex Wow, i just giuggioed my girlfriend, she was so good! I almost pulled a ..

Uncalled For

1. Not necessary, not required, not wanted. Stand up comediant: "LOOK! THERE'S A NIGGA!" Guy in the crowd: "That was ..

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