Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

Getting Bows

1. To have your pet groomed at Petsmart or any other grooming place which returns the animal with bows tied or pinned on the ears. "b..

123 Do Me?

1. fuck were fabulous no hating allowed mang fuck u if u hate we don't appreciate 123 do me? SAY WAT?! See fuck that, steller, kill..

Girls Kissing

1. A girl kissing another girl, either to draw attention to themselves or because they're hot on each other. "Hey man, look over..

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