Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

1. 'Quick Response' in many forums. <QR> I agree with the above statement ;) See brief, fast, quick, response, reaction..

W.i.f.e

1. WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc. God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I ca..

Well, Bobcat My Nuts!

1. An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted. Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..

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