Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

W.t.f.a.y.g.?

1. where the fuck are you going? used when you spot someone wearing an outift that they know good and damn well should have been left wher..

Luanda

1. its capital of angola one of the richest country in africa diamond,oil, fish,coal,gold, you name it.. kotodiaguanko of W people went ..

Zipgun

1. home made gun..

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