Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

Zipper Kid

1. someone who like the lower class brats, wears tight pants usually a bright plaid or white in color with zippers all over them, see punx ..

Intwitterupting

1. Interupting normal conversations with tweet topics and comments, hence "intwitterupting" We were having a normal conversation..

Zeox

1. zeox = sex god..

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