Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

Inpainable

1. unable to be hurt from any person or object, impervious to injury you can't hurt me i am inpainable See pain, injury, hurt, wound..

Pornspammer

1. Assholes who go to websites just to post links to or spam about pornsites they just went to or are advertising for. even though no one g..

Nitwitery

1. the exhibition of one, or a group, being nitwits at times, I feel as if surrounded by nitwitery...

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