Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

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Raisist

1. While playing poker, a person that "raises" the pot, preflop, entirely too much. i can never see the flop! That raisist makes..

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