Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

Affy

1. A short form for "Affiliation" used on websites. Hey, wanna be my affy? :D See affy, website, friends, slang 2. A slang wo..

Fudgy

1. something thick and chocolatey After she was blaked all they could find was her fudgy popsicle stick. See marm..

20mm

1. commonly refered to briscoe trying to boast about his cock size not knowing that he said it wrong. "Eerrr my dick is 20mm, ah i me..

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