Zelch

What is Zelch?

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

See zelch, boner, hard, painful

Quij

1. To put a pound coin up someone's bum. I'm really uncomftable. Frank quijjed me last night. See money, coin, pound, bum, anus..

Obler

1. Obler means a fat nasty rashey woman with nappy hair. oh there go's that obler, she's nasty. See fat, nasty, woman, nappy..

Z.o.d.

1. abbreviaviation for Zone of Discretion. A time and place when it is improper to discuss certain objects, events or people. As a verb i..

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