Zelephant Edit Meaning

1. A fart that you smell IMMEDIATELY after it leaves your ass. I was just getting out of my car when some instant ass escaped my cornhole...

1. Wanting. To. Break. Up. Me and Shelly aren't really getting along anymore. I am w.t.b.u. with her. See break, over it, out, leavi..

1. Short for zOHMYZOMG ,slightly more uber leet than zOMG, obviously. Stevie: ftw n00b 1 jus7 g07 3p1c dr0p, PWN! Max: zOMZ DATZ 3PIC DEW..