Zelephant Edit Meaning

1. An unexpected hit in the jewels. Man, yout crzy dog just nut checked me. He's lucky I don't monkey punch him. See P 2. 1)..

1. A love coupon for a blowjob, i.e. the perfect gift for a man is a blowpon. blowjobhummerbj Girl, I'm cashing in one of my blowpons..

1. The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and ..