Zelephant Edit Meaning

1. A staggeringly incompetent, chaotic British company. They supply broadband internet connections and phone lines using ADSL. They are fam..

1. A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there t..

1. To slap a fellow attendee whilst in the act of dogging I monkslapped you on your bald patch! See monk, slap, dogging, monkslap..