What is Zellie?
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A true god among men. He so strong and powerful he has the power to draw stuff on notecards.
"Zellie bougth Halo 3 without an Xbox 360"
"tom hanks"
"Mail"
"Peanut Butter Zellie Time"
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A homosexual sailor man with a miniscule schlong. He firmly believes in chicks before dicks, and he is the biggest fan of Destiny Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.
Zellie: Hi, my name's Zellie
Girl: Oh that sucks
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wanking contest of high speed endurance between 2or more men/adolescents. loser eats the jam roll. see also soggy biscuit.
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When a man or woman feels without a shadow of a doubt and only circumstantial evidence that they could have sexual relations with anothe..
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The Lifetime channel on television. Called this because most movies shown are about women who are treated wrongly by men.
My mom watche..