What is Zellie?
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A true god among men. He so strong and powerful he has the power to draw stuff on notecards.
"Zellie bougth Halo 3 without an Xbox 360"
"tom hanks"
"Mail"
"Peanut Butter Zellie Time"
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A homosexual sailor man with a miniscule schlong. He firmly believes in chicks before dicks, and he is the biggest fan of Destiny Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.
Zellie: Hi, my name's Zellie
Girl: Oh that sucks
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An on going battle of males unexpectingly slapping eachother with their penises.
Guy 1: Whats with the eye patch?
Guy 2:Jake nailed me..
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When a guy is banging an anal virgin, goes all the way in, then just rips it out as fast as he can. Her anal lining comes out and looks..
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A salty penis or phallic expression.
After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..
