Zellwood

What is Zellwood?


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Zellwood is a small redneckish town in central Florida. Better know as Smellwood because it is located down wind from a mushroom farm. It's also the breeding ground for nasty prostitutes and illegal Mexicans. Zellwood is a town that if you're driving down 441 and you blink, you'll miss it. Not a very well known place and also definantley not a vacation spot.

" What's that smell? Ohh that's right we're driving through Zellwood."

" Who's that woman walking down the highway? Just another Zellwood prostitute."

See zellwood, redneck, mushroom, small town


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