What is Zelm?
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zelm is a force of nature that farts on people unmercilessly. To be a zelm, you must have controllable flatulence at all time, and huge balls to assist with the wafting of said odor
i talked shit and got zelm'd, i think it went into my mouth
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This is where you are fuckingsomeone in there taint. Taint is located either below he/she crotchand asshole. Very orgasmable.
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An unfair martha is when a guy shits on his female sex partner's chest and then tit fucks her with the shit.
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