What is Zelm?
1.
zelm is a force of nature that farts on people unmercilessly. To be a zelm, you must have controllable flatulence at all time, and huge balls to assist with the wafting of said odor
i talked shit and got zelm'd, i think it went into my mouth
See
Random Words:
1.
Two large people having uncomfortable sex in the back of a small car in the lay-by of a small countryside village.
After a romantic val..
1.
A clean pussy that uses less energy. A zero carbon footprint pussy.
I'm such a treehugger I don't fuck anything but environm..
