Zelmo The Magician

What is Zelmo The Magician?


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a douche from the planet zarson who takes magic way to far; he has a small penis, only the size of a yu-gi-oh card

His most memorable magic was when he took a piss in the toliet and made it disappear

Zelmo the magician took a dump in the potty and made it disappear

See Patty


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