What is Zelophile?
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Person sexually aroused by their own or their partner's jealousy.
girl: "OMG WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HER AND NOT ME I FUCKING HATE HER AND HER HAIR THATS BETTER THAN MINE!"
boy: "UHHHHHHHH THAT IS SO SEXY DON'T STOP YOU'RE TURNING ME ON! YEAH! SHE HAS BETTER HAIR THAN YOU!"
girl: "YOU'RE SUCH A ZELOPHILE!"
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