Zelphar

What is Zelphar?


1.

A randy on Halo. He was born under the jungle of Guardian to a lion and a hippo. The Zelphar is a very rare Pokemon. You only have one opportunity to catch him so make sure you bring a lot of ultra balls. Legend tells that the Zelphar has the wang of a newborn child.

Dude you suck you played worse than Zelphar!

See halo, mlg, machi, bk, garbo


90

Random Words:

1. Slang originating from Evansville, IN. Reffers to the effects of Trojan Extended Pleasure Condoms. They honestly make your dick numb. I..
1. the speckling of jizzthat occurs after a male has blown his load After I was hitting her from behind I pulled out and blew love graffit..
1. When subsections of the same stereotype collide causing a hatred of all subsections other than one's own, causing a massive "w..