Zelphar

What is Zelphar?


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A randy on Halo. He was born under the jungle of Guardian to a lion and a hippo. The Zelphar is a very rare Pokemon. You only have one opportunity to catch him so make sure you bring a lot of ultra balls. Legend tells that the Zelphar has the wang of a newborn child.

Dude you suck you played worse than Zelphar!

See halo, mlg, machi, bk, garbo


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