What is Zelphar?
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A randy on Halo. He was born under the jungle of Guardian to a lion and a hippo. The Zelphar is a very rare Pokemon. You only have one opportunity to catch him so make sure you bring a lot of ultra balls. Legend tells that the Zelphar has the wang of a newborn child.
Dude you suck you played worse than Zelphar!
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A mythical creature, very dangerous in both violent and sexual ways.
(It's name derived from its giant sexual organ the schlone.)..
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A person with a fatty neck that resembles Jabba the Hut.
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