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Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart
Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?
No, must have been tho..
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A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.
The missionaries ..
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When someone's being a complete douche-fuck.
(Someone drives by and throws an egg-McMuffin at your girlfriend's face.)
Girl:..
