Zemp

What is Zemp?

A standard to which all should try to obtain. High in quality, low in fat. The ability to make donkeys cry.

"Zemp, the other white meat."

Pet My Dolphin

1. Pet my dolphin is another word for handjob My new girlfriend wants to pet my dolphin. See handjob, blowjob, dolphins..

Death Check

1. Reference to a check received from a recently deceased relative that was loaded and has happened to have left most of their money to one..

Corn Ninja

1. a person who resides in the mid-west (or more specifically nebraska) who looks, acts, and thinks like a sister fucking hillbilly. man d..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Zemp Edit Meaning