Zemp

What is Zemp?

A standard to which all should try to obtain. High in quality, low in fat. The ability to make donkeys cry.

"Zemp, the other white meat."

Mashin' Taters

1. The act of a man pleasuring himself Man I just got done mashin' taters. See punch, the, clown, spankin, snoodle..

Girltarded

1. When a female behaves illogicaly, irrationally, or generally insane for no apparent reason "Jill and I had a great first date, but..

Inselfilitis

1. Pronounced (in-self-ah-lite-iss) Mental condition by which the afflicted assumes that their, opinion or point of view is is the only &q..

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