Zemp

What is Zemp?

A standard to which all should try to obtain. High in quality, low in fat. The ability to make donkeys cry.

"Zemp, the other white meat."

Paternoed

1. Paternoed (verb, usually past-tense) -- Slang. To poop, to defecate, to move bowels accidentally or in a situation in which it is least ..

Varting

1. A vaginal fart. See also queefing Stop varting at me! That wasn't a fart, that was a vart See MP..

Diarrhea Dilemma

1. The critical point in the diarrhea timeline where a person is faced with two choices. 1. Shit your pants in public 2. Rapidly head for..

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