What is Zenad?
The most gaseous person alive, an Edward Cullen wannabe look-alike, incapable of smiling, only ingests kung pow chicken, has abnormal disproportional nipples, partially blind without his monocle, unable to shit with clothes on, allergic to the sun and is known to get sun poisoning.
Could also be associated with Zenaid; a combination of Zenad and Zaid.
1. "Ugh!... what's that rancid smell wafting from your bathroom?!?!"
"Oh... that's just Zenad"
"Zenad put your clothes back on!"