Zender

What is Zender?

A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.

"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."

See masturbate, beat off, choking the chicken, jack off, jerkin your gerkin, rub one out, the shocker

A God. A ruler. A fucking General.

and then god said: "Let there be Zender."

Badat

1. The sound a Puerto Rican man makes when he is assure that he currently is a walking talking mental case. Badat!!! What you want? See b..

Non-consecutively

1. more than once, however not in a row. I'd hit it twice, non-consecutively! See consecutive, order, row..

Nega-boobs

1. The unflattering accumulation of fat on a man's pecs. Nega boobs are unlike manboobs because they are always caused by fat. Wow, ..

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