Zender

What is Zender?

A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.

"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."

See masturbate, beat off, choking the chicken, jack off, jerkin your gerkin, rub one out, the shocker

A God. A ruler. A fucking General.

and then god said: "Let there be Zender."

K-my-a

1. The text equivalent of Kiss My Ass. A way of not being obscene but with getting your point across. You can K-My-A. If an individual d..

Infomista

1. A person engaged in the struggle against goverment/corporate sponsored lies, using information as their weapon. Micheal Moore, Mark Tho..

Mineral Oil

1. Similar to Metamucil but a bit worse. This shit will make you shit oil outta your ass for weeks!! My grandma takes mineral oil and has ..

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