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The smelly sticky stuff you get on your hands after pleasuring your girl. Same consistency as nose boogers just from a different region..
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To be beaten badly at the game of Shodan.
I tried, but I just couldn't win. He totally Thingnumber2'd me.
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Porktastic is basically someone who is a little on the porky side (or just plain old fat).
'That bird you snogged last night was p..