What is Zenith Envy?
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The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of his member. (Think penis envy)
This 12-inch tube is not big enough for a Super Bowl party. My neighbor's got a 46-inch flatscreen. Bastard. Yeah, whatever, so I've got Zenith envy.
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