What is Zenith Envy?
1.
The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of his member. (Think penis envy)
This 12-inch tube is not big enough for a Super Bowl party. My neighbor's got a 46-inch flatscreen. Bastard. Yeah, whatever, so I've got Zenith envy.
See
Random Words:
1.
An ignorant fatty who considers herself to be a vegetarian even though she consumes vast quantities of beef tallow, chicken stock, gelat..
1.
Australian slang.
see pompommy bastard
Derogatory term.
Very effective at upsetting Englishmen during a cricket tour of Australia.
F..
