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Not only is this person a fuck face but they are shit staned from eating out too many gay bikers....this is u mike
fuck man i accidenta..
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When you take a crap that is so big and comes out so fast that the toilet water splashes up and gets all ovewr your ass or nuts
Damn my..
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when a girl won't put out AND won't make you a sandwich, you jizz on her face when she's sleeping and then stick noodles ..