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Old Scots term for fornication.
Old wifey overheard in pub: "Ma lumis needin' some serious houghmagandie, ye ken!"..
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To use a straw to suck the seaman out of an anus... but first you blow as hard a you can down the straw to produce bubbles and then cons..
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A beaver that lurks in the shadows to pounce on some unsuspecting cunt. Also known as, a vag badger.
Hey, Andy!!! Did you see that meat..