Zero Control Edit Meaning

1. Acronym for "Oh My Gosh" with the original OMG typo "ZOMG" ZOMGosh is to OMGosh what ZOMG is to OMG See zomg, oh m..

1. when one presses his scrotum against a glass door, having an audience on the other side of the door watch it expand to the size of a pan..

1. 1. to be totally f*cking useless 2. to actively hinder one's ability to work and/or succeed 3. to sleep at your desk or play Guit..