Zeroes

What is Zeroes?


1.

the numbers from 0 to 9, esp. the first decade of a century or of a person's life. (i.e. the years 2000 through 2009.)

Rap music was good in the early zeroes, but had deteriorated by the end of the decade.

See eighties, sixties, tens

2.

Web parody of "Heroes," featuring the discovery of "mutants" who have acquired special (albeit worthless) special abilities that enable them to do nothing more than make fools of themselves.

The Mumbler, the Kick-Back-of-Head Guy, the Man-of-Many-Hats, Cindy the Fist-in-Mouth Cheerleader, the Man Whose Stick-Figure Drawings Predict Useless Information About the Future, and the Pinto-Bean-from-the-Eye Man are all talented in pointless ways; making them...Zeroes!

See heroes, zero, loser, comedy, youtube, nbc


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