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If you own it, it sucks.
"Your dog is so cute!"
"Yeah. You don't live with it. Rule of possession."
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Most STD's compact into one word. Say it right, or don't say it at all.
Person 1: Dude! You have gonasphilherpelaids?!
Perso..
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An erect penis about to spit its venom
that jordan lass absolutely thrives on vomiting cobra
See puking python, spam javelin, mutton d..
