Zesty Tango

What is Zesty Tango?


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A martial art created for attracting extremely attractive female mates, by using Daggers, guns and Bourbon. It was created by a Michigan man named, Buddy "the horny bastard" Jewdanburnski

Girl: did you see that guy's Zesty Tango, it's making me feel aroused and attracted to him.

Other less attractive Girl: I'm not feeling it

Guy across the room: thank god for Buddy Jewdanburnski!

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