What is Zesty Tomato?
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1: beautiful woman whose mandatory attritribes include; medium to ginormous bosom, ample curves in the bust through lower hip region, general attitude ranging from fun-loving (overly playful) to downright crazy as a shit house rat.
At first glance she seems to be an upstanding member of the law enforcement community, but upon adornment of weekend attire and consumption of her first cocktail she exposed herself for the zesty tomato she truely is.
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the act of spankin' it in the shower. Named for the character in "American Beauty."
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