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When performing doggystyle and you are about to blow your load, you reach for a frozen piece of shit. As you are about to blow your load..
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The rotting undead corpse of Christopher Reeve.
Look out! Here comes zombie superman! He can't be killed!..
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Best game. Ultimate players play for the love of the game.
Dad: Where were you?
Me: Playing ultimate frisbee.
Dad: Who won?
Me: Nobo..
