What is Zhumir?
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national liquor of ecuador, with its competitor "cristal" trailing behind (same price, but nastier. not the cristal champagne, a cheap knockoff hard liquor). Zhumir is 40% and a dollar a bottle, you can find it at any party you go to. be careful drinking it, it might fuck you up a little if you're not a native. Comes in the seco (dry) and limon varieties...it's all the same shit though. also comes in several sizes.
i took 15 shots of zhumir and found myself sleeping in some guy's truck
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