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Mr./Ms. Right is the man/woman for whom you saved yourself.
I married Mr. Right but I wasn't expecting Mr. Right-All-The-Time!
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A mythical creature that lives only to eat socks, and leaves a trail of odd pairs in its wake.
Sightings of this elusive creature are ..
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Shlong shackle, or in other words a ''Condom''
I didnt where a shlong shackle last night. The bitch is pregnant
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