Ziff

What is Ziff?


1.

A word that can be used in place of "as if"

Friend: dude i hooked up with Jessica Alba last night.

You: Ziff, you did not.

See as if, ziff, as, if, zif

2.

A white male who likes to shave his anal hair and then procedes to floss his teeth with it

I totally just ziffed my teeth!!!

See blair, faggot, bitch, ziff, anus

3.

A south african word used to describe just about anything or anyone in a good or a bad way

hay ziff, how you doing?

Are you ziffing again?

Look at that ziff, what a ziff!

Bye ziff, see you later!

See ziff, zif, zift, ziffed

4.

Is also cooler than Fou.

Wow, Ziff sure is a lot cooler than Fou.

5.

Totally fucking rad motherfucker.

Ziff is one rad motherfucker.


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