Zift

What is Zift?

Literally means "asphalt" in Arabic, but used to display discontent. Same use as shit.

"Oh no forgot the keys in the car, ZIFT!!"

O'bama

1. A pun implying that Barack Obamais Irish. This sight gag has bonus irony because he really is partly Irish, by way of his maternal great..

Crappitite

1. The extreme urgency to crap. After the nuclear war Jim lost his crappitite See crap, jim, war, nuclear, crappitite..

Kubaties

1. breasts; can also be used to holla at hot chicks on sidewalks, walking by, or just anything sweet "Look at the kubaties on that br..

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