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a dildo that is entirely controlled by voice starting with voodoo dildo followed by the sexual command
yeah right voodoo dildo my ass!
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At the movie theater, you pay for one movie, but stay for two.
I paid to see The Dark Knight and then decided to make it an Irish Doubl..
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When one of your friends arrives with an ugly date.
Damn Katie, did you lose a bet?
See blind date, ugly girl..