What is Zilch?
1.
Used to represent the value of nothing, zero (0), zip.
Jim: Hey, I'm broke. Can I borrow some cash from you? How much do you have?
John: Sorry, Zilch!
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2.
A word used to describe nothingness or an absence of something.
Sam had zilch in his bank account.
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3.
nothing, having a value of nothing, zero
That truck is worth zilch.
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4.
When one takes a garbage bag and ties it in a string on knots, then lights them on fire. Miniature fireballs with drip from it as it makes futuristic noises.
Some conflabbed hooligans were holding lit zilches over the balcony at pyromania. One of them hit Max's head. He still has a creepy bubble.
5.
Hilary Clinton's chance of winning and the number of her supporters.
Sexist 1: Did you guys here that Hilary won the presidency?
Sexist 2: *vomits* Dude, sometimes jokes go to far.
Bill Clinton: Yeah, my puppet had zilch chance of winning since the beginning.
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6.
a word used by a famous latin teacher named miss soulier meaning "nothing".
go soulism!!
do you know how many feminine nouns are in the second declension? ZILCH!!
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7.
A single entity which single handedly supplies a anti-pimple cream oxident or corperation with 90% or more of of its profit
Spriggan needs to stop acting like a Zilch
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