What is Zilf?
1.
Zombie I'd like to fuck
Everyone was loading their guns and getting ready to fight, but I saw the hottest ZILF outback, so I snuck out to tap it.
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2.
Zebra I'd like to Fuck
Hey look at that zebra, its so hot, i just want to fuck it Motch style
MOTCH MOTCH MOTCH MOTCH
3.
Zulu I'd like (to) fuck.
While in South Africa, there were no zilfs
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4.
There are many definitions of the word Zilf, but they revolve around the same common theory. Nobody knows the true origin of Zilf, but it is extremely common around the South of England. Zilf refers to somebody who is extremely seductive... somebody you just get naturally dragged to. Another concept is that not only you will be dragged to her, but she will be 'dragged' towards parts of you - the shoulder, for example. It is also a common act to simply pick up a Zilf, and drop that Zilf back onto the concrete floor; nobody quite knows why.
Person 1: "did you see that zilf?"
Person 2:"i dont know but i think it saw my shoulder!"
Person 1: "did you just see that guy drop that zilf on the concrete floor?"
Person 2: "yeah, he always does it."
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5.
Zygote I'd Like to Fuck.
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit slangdefine, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."
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6.
Zombies i'd like (to) fuck
A ZILF is any zombiefied person that is sexually desirable.
My friend Aldo thinks a zombiefied Pamela Anderson would be one hot zilf.
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7.
Zeretzke I'd Like to Fuck!
izzy's a zilf! n so r her sisters!
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