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To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.
Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him,..
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a paramedic who isn't worthy of his/her qualification - so completely useless you wonder why they are allowed to play ambulances
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a technique used to kill a chicken, which can very well work on a person who you dont like. Performed by holding the chickens wings up a..