Zimkus Edit Meaning

1. When one defecates through a strainer onto someone else creating a funnel cake pattern on that person. Dick and Jane were pretty close,..

1. When you shoot a rope of semen that bullseyes betweens the chicks(or mans, i dont disgriminate) eyes Dude, I totally hit a Flying Fairb..

1. When you are tired and/or hung over at work so you go into a stall in the john and take a snooze while sitting on the can. Where's..